I LOVE THIS ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATICA ENTRY!!!
- 1 Rise Of The Anti-Christ
- 2 Global Warming
- 3 List of Famous Quotes
- 4 Al Gore Knows Him Some Words
- 5 Links
I know that the above is complete satire,
but, here's the rub, it's all true... OK, maybe not
*true* true, but, in the humor, there is the edge of some
chillingly real similarities.
Whether we laugh at him, hate him, or feel like
puking when listening to his droning monotonous
sound, with his superciliously silly pseudo-scientific,
condescending sermons, Gore is not benign, but,
a fulminating malignancy.
I think he is the most likely candidate for
THE false prophet. The real deal.
I don't think Christians can be here with the
actual Antichrist, the DEVIL, but, probably
are being given a glimpse of Gore, the
demon's baptiser . Possibly... IMO .. IMO.
Yet, why does he make ME laugh?
I keep thinking about what C.S. Lewis wrote
in "Screwtape Letters" about the 2 things
the devil hates: Number 1.: Being
ignored, and 2. Being LAUGHED AT!
Does God give us this weapon of laughter
staring at the face of pure evil, because,
it's all like a cross between "The Matrix"
and "Curb Your Enthusiasm"?
God has allowed it to be humorous,
maybe to spare us the suffering, or
bitterness, of witnessing this hypocrite,
while "curbing" our desire to shoot the
wicked 21st K Goebbels ...
It's the Archangel's job to chain the
demon, throw him down, in the dawn
of Christ's Millennium, in NEW JERUSALEM!
I remember, in the 80s, Robert Anton Wilson's
Illuminati series, and as Christians, how so
many of us were attracted to the brilliant,
scathing satire, and paradoxical truths, even
though Wilson was a mocker, himself, seeming
not to take his own prophecies seriously...
weird stuff, tho'.
I believe Al Gore, is as much a part of an end-times
prophecy as Al Quaeda. I just didn't expect the
false prophet would be this funny.
Are we globally warming? Who knows?
...., who cares?! It's so far down on the list
of our imminent catastrophes facing
this planet, like NUCLEAR WINTER,
this planet right now.
Christ is coming back, and will heal the nations,
in a blink. The wormwood will turn into the
water of immortality, from the river of
God flowing forth from Jerusalem, after
the holocaust and Christ completes His
Gore, is using this silly new-agey prop
to attract disciples, the doomed, and
with his legion of celebrity apostles,
all millionaires, they individually leave
more carbon footprints than thousands,
and THOUSANDS of ordinary people,
all by themselves. We don't see them
sacrificing a thing!
It is nothing but the devil's radio, and it
is the propaganda of the Antichrist.
All who preach this nonsense while
flying everywhere, every day in planes,
driving in elegant limos, commandeering
yachts, owning ten homes, apiece, living in
humongous palaces, the size of ten castles...
etc. etc.... It's funny when they speak
out loud, to us, the little nobodies,
and take themselves seriously.
Gore is the funniest, imo. Prince Charles, and
those like him, make me sad, because, he's just
a follower, and I feel sorry for most of the
unwitting green-man posse.
No one, and NOTHING escapes
GOD, the CREATOR'S matrix and
The holistically unholy U.N., and the
oligarchical, and soulless billionaires
who think they pull the puppet strings
of the suffering masses, to make us dance,
are planning exquisite hardships for humanity.
Meanwhile, they feel entitled to use all the damn
energy that they will force others to do without...
It is similar in principle, like how less than 1%
of the world's population controls more than 99.%
of all wealth.
The vast remainder of lives are lived in fear,
poverty, hunger, and deprivation. The middle
class worker is forced into being socialized,
forced to work for others to get rich off of our
blood and sweat. We are even being commanded to
donate to others what no one gives to so many
of us, now in the USA, HEALTHCARE!
Millions, like me, can't get a prescription for
an antibiotic, because no doctor will see
patients in Florida without insurance or
medicare/medicaid, EVEN IF WE PAY MONEY!
What's the use of ranting, when I could be
laughing? People like me, who went to college,
paid taxes, paid our dues can't even get health
care in America, and it's actually a joke to
listen to celebrities tell us to pay for medicine
for the Third World, like our money will
actually be used for them.
Then, this jerk Gore is ranting about some
non-issues and nonsense like he knows
what he's talking about. He needs a pie in
I don't mean to sound irreverent, or
disrespectful of the suffering and plight
of the poor and deprived human beings
in the Third World, but, honestly, isn't
everyone in Africa endowed with at least
a few million dollars apiece, at least,
since ALL the charity goes there, for
the past 2 decades?
Of course, the simple truth is the suffering masses
there don't get much of anything, either, it's
just conspiracy, after conspiracy, so more of
the working poor's money is taken from them, and
put into the pockets of the rich.
It's diabolical, but,I don't feel too bad.
It's the end of the world, and I feel FINE.
(Christ is COMING!)
The (green?) "Man of Sin" is the master
of the air (*waves*?) according to the
Prophet Daniel. So, this Gore claims
to have "invented the Internet"? Then, is
his proud invention, what necessitated
WiFi technology, which may be what's
killing the honey bees? (I'm being facetious,
yet, kind of serious...)
Yea, it's all about global warming, demon clown.
When the bees are extinct, the whole balance
of life on Earth is F**KK*ED&666! You know
what's hotter than the greenhouse effect and
global warming? HELL is hotter.
ok... so AS IF Al Gore isn't Bozo the Satanist,
already, I read this :
and the beast...and wow... I laugh to myself,
that, omg... This is it!
|By Jackson Simpson |
May 2, 2007
They call California the land of fruits and nuts for
more than one reason. Proof is presented every
day and front and center comes from a Bloomberg
Report that details that visitors to the Gaia Napa
and Spa won't find the Gideon Bible in
the nightstand drawer. Instead, on the bureau will
be a copy of "An Inconvenient Truth," former
Vice President Al Gore's book about global warming.AL GORE, THE UNITED NATIONS,
AND THE CULT OF GAIA (1999)
GLENN BECK is right on the money:Beck said Gore using "same tactic" in fight against global warming as Hitler did against Jews
Summary: On his radio program, Glenn Beck stated that Al Gore is using "the same tactic" in his efforts to fight global warming that Adolf Hitler used to vilify Jews in Nazi Germany, but Beck said that Gore's "goal is different. The goal is globalization. The goal is global carbon tax. The goal is the United Nations running the world. That is the goal."
On the April 30 edition of his nationally syndicated radio show, Glenn Beck likened former Vice President Al Gore's fight against global warming to Adolf Hitler's use of eugenics as justification for exterminating 6 million European Jews. Beck stated: "Al Gore's not going to be rounding up Jews and exterminating them. It is the same tactic, however. The goal is different. The goal is globalization. The goal is global carbon tax. The goal is the United Nations running the world. That is the goal. Back in the 1930s, the goal was get rid of all of the Jews and have one global government." He continued: "You got to have an enemy to fight. And when you have an enemy to fight, then you can unite the entire world behind you, and you seize power. That was Hitler's plan. His enemy: the Jew. Al Gore's enemy, the U.N.'s enemy: global warming." Beck added: "Then you get the scientists -- eugenics. You get the scientists -- global warming. Then you have to discredit the scientists who say, 'That's not right.' And you must silence all dissenting voices. That's what Hitler did."
*I feel cleansed. It's so great blog out all
my venom, on Gore's own Internet,
the "Devil's Radio." LOL.